She's JV to your varsity
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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