Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Randomize
