fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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