The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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