is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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