He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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