Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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