So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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