I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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