last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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