new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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