You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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