Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
this will be a night to untag.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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