I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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