I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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