We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Randomize
