I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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