i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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