Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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