dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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