Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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