I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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