Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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