my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i dont even know how to be here
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
