nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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