Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
