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(858): View more from California

I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?

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(850): View more from Florida

I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.

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(530): View more from California

I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night

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(425): View more from Washington

Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.

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(540): View more from Virginia

i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.

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(219): View more from Indiana

The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big

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