What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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