Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
He is an equal opportunity slut.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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