come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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