i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
the raccoons are back...
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