Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i will never coherently bang her
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
As shirtless as possible
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
