I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
