So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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