Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I wanna bring you to show and tell
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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