quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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