i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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