One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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