Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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