After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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