cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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