i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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