It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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