what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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