Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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