If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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