My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She's like a pop up book from hell.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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