3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
