I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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