Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
